🗓️Future Roadmap
Let’s be real — every project is giving you dreams. We’ll give you better dreams (plus some bullshit too):
🛣️ Dream Roadmap:
🎰 Degen Basement Casino – All-in, always. No risk, no fun.
💳 Degen Crypto Debit Card – Spend like it’s not your money (maybe it isn’t).
🤖 AI Agent Degen Edition – Chat with Scammed Steve or get signals from Leverage Larry.
🐸 Meme Coins for Each Character – Because one token isn’t enough when you can have five completely unnecessary ones.
🚀 Degen Hope Launchpad – Launch your next rug straight from the Degen basement.
📦 Mystery Box Marketplace – Pay $DUST to gamble on more things to gamble with.
🧠 Degen University – Learn absolutely nothing, but graduate with an overpriced NFT diploma.
🪜 Buy a ladder to climb out of the trenches (it’s broken)
🤝 Join secret “Degen Cabal” Discord server.
We promise nothing, but it might just go parabolic.
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